Bio

[TBHxEquonoxs Bio]

Name: Julie
Race: Wora
Age: 24
Gender: Female

Bio:
Julie was once Julie, concubine of King Snow-hat, lord of Haberdasher, a far off human land that lies in permanent winter. It gets its name because always being cold, people always need hats, and so the people there became the greatest haberdashers in the world. But that is unimportant, as Julie is banished from that land. She was captured when Haberdasher invaded a small wora country and took it over. The king saw her, and her being beautiful, he took her as his (fifth) concubine. She was a faithful and served her king well, until she was “seduced” by the son of the kind and his first concubine, a strapping young warrior and heir to the throne. When the king found out, he had his son beheaded (and by extension behatted), and banished Julie from the land. She was given a rowboat and stuck on the ocean, and after falling asleep in the boat she woke up on the shoreline of Skalas. (Because its magical and can apparently be everywhere)

[enigma326]

I forgot to login >.<

[Umune]

This bio genuinely made me laugh. Fully approved.
Hey, I'm Umune, one of the three admins. The other two are Ashtheking and Splamzloard. If you have any concerns, just talk to one of us.
There aren't exactly any overarching rules for the server that aren't readily self-evident.
Welcome to Skalas.
Unfortunately, there is one hitch. I don't have your Minecraft account name. I'm guessing it is Enigma326, but I'm not sure. Could you please tell me that?

[catplanetcatplanet]

I am disturbed by the fact that when I search enigma326 I find a zillow account and a twitter whose sole post is "holding daughter".

[Clue314]

Jan 21, 2012 22:36:32 GMT -5 Umune said:

This bio genuinely made me laugh. Fully approved.
Hey, I'm Umune, one of the three admins. The other two are Ashtheking and Splamzloard. If you have any concerns, just talk to one of us.
There aren't exactly any overarching rules for the server that aren't readily self-evident.
Welcome to Skalas.
Unfortunately, there is one hitch. I don't have your Minecraft account name. I'm guessing it is Enigma326, but I'm not sure. Could you please tell me that?

Semi-admin.

[ashtheking]

Nope, full admin. He's the server finance manager, I'm the plugin dev and Server owner, and splam handles the other stuff. Nice to meet you, enigma. I agree with Umune, this made me laugh.

[catplanetcatplanet]

Jan 21, 2012 22:44:38 GMT -5 catplanetcatplanet said:

I am disturbed by the fact that when I search enigma326 I find a zillow account and a twitter whose sole post is "holding daughter".

This is important.

[bloberis]

I know enigma, seeing as how I wrote his bio (Don't worry he is good at rp, just lazy), and he is not a kidnapper. Most likely.

[enigma326]

I was extremely lazy seeing as i have written 10 other people bios and application to a San Andreas roleplay server. LOL! but I will roleplay accordingly!

[Clue314]

As a slut?
This shall get VERY interesting. . .
Also, Woras are native to Skalas.
And there is only one-two groupings, and humans have never seen Woras off of Skalas.

[catplanetcatplanet]

Okaaay. That was awkward.

[Clue314]

How so?
My being blunt is awkward?
Shall I call him a prostitute?
A concubine?

[catplanetcatplanet]

No, my accusing of enigma of being not a kid.

[Clue314]

I see.

[splamzloard]

There are woras in other parts of the world too. It's just that the Skalas Woras have been in Skalas longer than any other race.

@ash So I'm the MISC. Admin now? Eh, I suppose I always was.